Bucket List

After watching a lot of romantic comedies and relationship-centric serial dramadies, I can only say that I really hope at some point I am meaningfully trapped in an elevator with a Very Meaningful Person.

Blech

Either it's Emily Gould's confessional influence talking, or the fact that I'm in this city virtually alone, and since "breaking up," I have no one to share such musings with (pathetic pathetic pathetic), but I'm gonna say it:

Last night, at age 24, I threw up from drinking for the first time. I'd had, over the course of maybe 5 hours, 3 drinks. I'd also eaten virtually nothing and cried a lot. This is perhaps also pathetic, but as the vomit was real, the milestone has been achieved.

Mistakes Were Made

I tried really hard to believe that dating someone who loves Funny Ha Ha was a good idea. I mean, you can't judge based on shallow and arbitrary taste-criteria, can you?


Maybe I should have.